8-27-17, 03:08 PM
By @"L33TPwnzer123"
Once upon a time, there was a man. Then there was ANOTHER man! They were the forces of GOOD and EVIL in the world, but were best friends. It was very Yin-Yang. In this white void, this PURGATORY, this WHITE ABYSS was slowly driving them insane. These men were named @卐Demonik1卐 and @Manlord. We will refer to their nicknames, however, of French Badass and The French Man Tickler.
One morning, French Badass had an idea. Since he was so lonely, with only 1 friend and nothing to do, he conjured all his strength and created Earth. However, The French Man Tickler had a very bad idea. See, the creatures French Badass created were pure, and were all nice and happy, living together in bliss, sharing food to ensure survival of all. However, this all changed. The French Man Tickler went to each creature, and planted a seed of immense darkness into their brains. These grew, and grew, and grew! The formerly peaceful creatures turned vile, evil, they were monsters. They began hunting eachother, killing the weak. French Badass saw this and begun to worry. What if they begin to wipe eachother's species off the face of my planet French Badass wondered. He had an idea. He created the stars, the planets, everything surrounding the planet he called Earth. The planets, stars, and other galaxies would calm the creatures, and he enlisted them to sow seeds of light into the creatures heads. The two plants clashed. However, he exhausted his energy making life on this planet, and didn't bother making life on these new planets or stars.
5 billion or so years later
Headlines were, as usual, that French Badass had saved the day again. Little did he know, this winning streak would be over soon.
Later that day...
French Badass heard an alert from the Badass phone. It made gunshot noises. "What do you need?" French Badass asked, before being cut off by the local bank owner, yelling "WE NEED YOU! THE BANK IS BEING ROBBED BY THE FRENCH MAN TICKLER AND HE IS TICKLING THE SWAT WITH HIS GROSS, WEIRD, LONG FINGERS!"
When the French Badass came, everything looked normal. This is when he knew, he fucked up.
The French Man Tickler, sneaking up behind French Badass, screamed "TIME TO TICKLE YOUR PICKLE, FRENCH MAN!" French Badass was caught off guard, and got tickled on the pickle. He fell over and blacked out and he cried and he was sad ( this makes me sad )
In the hospital, French Badass awoke, feeling stronger than ever. He felt... Warmer than normal. Somehow he felt something seeping into his spine, spreading throughout his body as though it was a virus. "This can't be normal", He thought, "This must be a dream, Am I in a coma Somewhere, from deep within his head", he got an answer... No. That was it. He thought What the actual fuck, and then a fiery inferno came out of his pupils. It was then he realized he was floating in the air. "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK" He thought again. He slammed against the wall, mentally screaming out, because he did it REALLY hard. He clutched the bedside, and, to his surprise, it ripped like paper would.
He knew this newfound power was unnatural. He would have to conceal it to his secret identity, French Badass. He heard footsteps down the hall, and floated back into bed.
In the following years, French Badass found a new metal, with the highest value of radiation ever seen, so he created hundreds of powerplants worldwide, and got billions of dollars. He found a bunch of workers and payed them to construct a secret lair in the highest large cave in Mount Everest. He hired @TrueCrimson , or his own personal Alfred and kept him locked in a small room when he wasnt there and kept all doors locked.
Something happened when The French Man Tickler jumped into the power plant, however. He somehow flew out. He had the same powers as French Badass.
End of Volume 1. Want to know what happens to The French Man tickler Will he be put away for good. Will I get a life and stop writing this shit. Will @SaintLuther give me member. Stick around and find out!
Edited by @TheArcadeFox
Once upon a time, there was a man. Then there was ANOTHER man! They were the forces of GOOD and EVIL in the world, but were best friends. It was very Yin-Yang. In this white void, this PURGATORY, this WHITE ABYSS was slowly driving them insane. These men were named @卐Demonik1卐 and @Manlord. We will refer to their nicknames, however, of French Badass and The French Man Tickler.
One morning, French Badass had an idea. Since he was so lonely, with only 1 friend and nothing to do, he conjured all his strength and created Earth. However, The French Man Tickler had a very bad idea. See, the creatures French Badass created were pure, and were all nice and happy, living together in bliss, sharing food to ensure survival of all. However, this all changed. The French Man Tickler went to each creature, and planted a seed of immense darkness into their brains. These grew, and grew, and grew! The formerly peaceful creatures turned vile, evil, they were monsters. They began hunting eachother, killing the weak. French Badass saw this and begun to worry. What if they begin to wipe eachother's species off the face of my planet French Badass wondered. He had an idea. He created the stars, the planets, everything surrounding the planet he called Earth. The planets, stars, and other galaxies would calm the creatures, and he enlisted them to sow seeds of light into the creatures heads. The two plants clashed. However, he exhausted his energy making life on this planet, and didn't bother making life on these new planets or stars.
5 billion or so years later
Headlines were, as usual, that French Badass had saved the day again. Little did he know, this winning streak would be over soon.
Later that day...
French Badass heard an alert from the Badass phone. It made gunshot noises. "What do you need?" French Badass asked, before being cut off by the local bank owner, yelling "WE NEED YOU! THE BANK IS BEING ROBBED BY THE FRENCH MAN TICKLER AND HE IS TICKLING THE SWAT WITH HIS GROSS, WEIRD, LONG FINGERS!"
When the French Badass came, everything looked normal. This is when he knew, he fucked up.
The French Man Tickler, sneaking up behind French Badass, screamed "TIME TO TICKLE YOUR PICKLE, FRENCH MAN!" French Badass was caught off guard, and got tickled on the pickle. He fell over and blacked out and he cried and he was sad ( this makes me sad )
In the hospital, French Badass awoke, feeling stronger than ever. He felt... Warmer than normal. Somehow he felt something seeping into his spine, spreading throughout his body as though it was a virus. "This can't be normal", He thought, "This must be a dream, Am I in a coma Somewhere, from deep within his head", he got an answer... No. That was it. He thought What the actual fuck, and then a fiery inferno came out of his pupils. It was then he realized he was floating in the air. "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK" He thought again. He slammed against the wall, mentally screaming out, because he did it REALLY hard. He clutched the bedside, and, to his surprise, it ripped like paper would.
He knew this newfound power was unnatural. He would have to conceal it to his secret identity, French Badass. He heard footsteps down the hall, and floated back into bed.
In the following years, French Badass found a new metal, with the highest value of radiation ever seen, so he created hundreds of powerplants worldwide, and got billions of dollars. He found a bunch of workers and payed them to construct a secret lair in the highest large cave in Mount Everest. He hired @TrueCrimson , or his own personal Alfred and kept him locked in a small room when he wasnt there and kept all doors locked.
Something happened when The French Man Tickler jumped into the power plant, however. He somehow flew out. He had the same powers as French Badass.
End of Volume 1. Want to know what happens to The French Man tickler Will he be put away for good. Will I get a life and stop writing this shit. Will @SaintLuther give me member. Stick around and find out!
Edited by @TheArcadeFox
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