10-6-17, 09:19 PM
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Investigators recently found a journal while investigating the murder of a adult Caucasian male. It is detailed below.
The body of the supposed brother has yet to be found, but investigators are continuing to search. This has been LFG News, keeping you informed maybe sometimes.
Investigators recently found a journal while investigating the murder of a adult Caucasian male. It is detailed below.
Journal of an LFG Member:
Day 1 of TTT karma ban:
I’m afraid the inevitable has occurred. My evil Mexican twin brother, ElEeveeMenor, has gotten me karma banned from TTT. He did it when there were only 5 people online so that nobody could vouch, brutally murdering the poor, innocent, afk FreshPrince repeatedly using my name. I have returned my brother back behind the wall where he belongs and submitted a ban appeal with a believable story in order to try and regain my access to the server before I inevitably commit suicide from the lack of cancer in my life, however, my hopes are not high.
Day 2 of TTT karma ban:
Today is the day of my birth. What should be a day of celebration has become a day of mourning. I have checked back on my ban appeal and, while there is some support, the higher ups appear to have doubts. Do they know about my brother? Time can only tell. I must do my best to keep him secret for I cannot reveal that my bloodline is tainted with the blood of a brown man. Morale is low and I am afraid that soon my only choice will be a rope around my neck.
Day 3 of TTT karma ban:
As I was tying the knot in the rope, I noticed that LFG had another populated server. I wiped the dust off the screen and revealed a single word. “SANDBOX” This was new to me. I had heard of the game mode but had only tried it when attempting to set up servers with long dead friends. It had always been boring and not worth it. I tentatively joined the server. Before I knew it, I was surrounded by more cancer than ever before. The beautiful symphony of repeated deaths near spawn and screaming children graced my ears. My euphoria was short lived however, for as I attempted to learn the ins and outs of Sandbox, I found why so many were content with wasting time on shooting others in spawn. It was notoriously difficult to build on Sandbox. Even with such items as the precision tool, it was still taking me half an hour to position a single wall in a way I was satisfied with. I was also having difficulty with ideas. I had no idea what to do with the rusted, post-apocalyptic aesthetic of Half-Life 2, from which most of the available props came. Perhaps Sandbox will not be the haven I had hoped for while waiting for my ban to expire.
Day 4 of TTT karma ban:
Still no verdict on my ban appeal. I have grown to wonder if a decision will ever be made. While I have grown better at using the precision tools in Sandbox, I still have a long way to go before I can make anything. Perhaps I shall soon attempt to learn the elusive E2. It is not far beyond my skillset, basic coding functions etc., but I am still intimidated by the massive mechs and interesting holos that I see scattered about. The children of the server have become quite annoying. Every time the open their mouth, it is as if a dog has just found their favorite squeaking chew toy. I am not sure how much more I can take. In other news, my brother is growing restless. He has been banging on the wall and been screaming that I am an hijo de puta. Odd, since he shares my mother. Maybe he hates himself as my as I hate myself.
Day 5 of TTT karma ban:
My brother is dead. I woke up to find him on my side of the wall and on the sandbox server. I had an inkling that he was up to no good so I grabbed him. We wrestled violently and before I knew it, his head slammed into the desk and he wouldn’t respond.
Day 6 of TTT karma ban:
I have disposed of my brother’s remains where he will never be found. Things are looking bleak. Right as I was beginning to enjoy things again, the one person in my life that I had was taken. Though he was a dirty brown boy, I‘m not sure what to do now that he’s gone. After all, what’s a wall without anyone to throw behind it. I don’t have the will to play on sandbox today.
Day 7 of TTT karma ban:
Here it is. The final day of the ban. My appeal was pocket upheld, as in no verdict was given before it naturally expired. Though my gaming may soon return to normal, things won’t be the same without my brother’s screams of displeasure in the background. On the bright side, I think I’ve grown to like sandbox more and may play more in the future.
I’m afraid the inevitable has occurred. My evil Mexican twin brother, ElEeveeMenor, has gotten me karma banned from TTT. He did it when there were only 5 people online so that nobody could vouch, brutally murdering the poor, innocent, afk FreshPrince repeatedly using my name. I have returned my brother back behind the wall where he belongs and submitted a ban appeal with a believable story in order to try and regain my access to the server before I inevitably commit suicide from the lack of cancer in my life, however, my hopes are not high.
Day 2 of TTT karma ban:
Today is the day of my birth. What should be a day of celebration has become a day of mourning. I have checked back on my ban appeal and, while there is some support, the higher ups appear to have doubts. Do they know about my brother? Time can only tell. I must do my best to keep him secret for I cannot reveal that my bloodline is tainted with the blood of a brown man. Morale is low and I am afraid that soon my only choice will be a rope around my neck.
Day 3 of TTT karma ban:
As I was tying the knot in the rope, I noticed that LFG had another populated server. I wiped the dust off the screen and revealed a single word. “SANDBOX” This was new to me. I had heard of the game mode but had only tried it when attempting to set up servers with long dead friends. It had always been boring and not worth it. I tentatively joined the server. Before I knew it, I was surrounded by more cancer than ever before. The beautiful symphony of repeated deaths near spawn and screaming children graced my ears. My euphoria was short lived however, for as I attempted to learn the ins and outs of Sandbox, I found why so many were content with wasting time on shooting others in spawn. It was notoriously difficult to build on Sandbox. Even with such items as the precision tool, it was still taking me half an hour to position a single wall in a way I was satisfied with. I was also having difficulty with ideas. I had no idea what to do with the rusted, post-apocalyptic aesthetic of Half-Life 2, from which most of the available props came. Perhaps Sandbox will not be the haven I had hoped for while waiting for my ban to expire.
Day 4 of TTT karma ban:
Still no verdict on my ban appeal. I have grown to wonder if a decision will ever be made. While I have grown better at using the precision tools in Sandbox, I still have a long way to go before I can make anything. Perhaps I shall soon attempt to learn the elusive E2. It is not far beyond my skillset, basic coding functions etc., but I am still intimidated by the massive mechs and interesting holos that I see scattered about. The children of the server have become quite annoying. Every time the open their mouth, it is as if a dog has just found their favorite squeaking chew toy. I am not sure how much more I can take. In other news, my brother is growing restless. He has been banging on the wall and been screaming that I am an hijo de puta. Odd, since he shares my mother. Maybe he hates himself as my as I hate myself.
Day 5 of TTT karma ban:
My brother is dead. I woke up to find him on my side of the wall and on the sandbox server. I had an inkling that he was up to no good so I grabbed him. We wrestled violently and before I knew it, his head slammed into the desk and he wouldn’t respond.
Day 6 of TTT karma ban:
I have disposed of my brother’s remains where he will never be found. Things are looking bleak. Right as I was beginning to enjoy things again, the one person in my life that I had was taken. Though he was a dirty brown boy, I‘m not sure what to do now that he’s gone. After all, what’s a wall without anyone to throw behind it. I don’t have the will to play on sandbox today.
Day 7 of TTT karma ban:
Here it is. The final day of the ban. My appeal was pocket upheld, as in no verdict was given before it naturally expired. Though my gaming may soon return to normal, things won’t be the same without my brother’s screams of displeasure in the background. On the bright side, I think I’ve grown to like sandbox more and may play more in the future.
The body of the supposed brother has yet to be found, but investigators are continuing to search. This has been LFG News, keeping you informed maybe sometimes.
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