Eric's LOA

[Andy]

As Eric's sole trustee, i find it necessary to carry out his LOA,
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I am not able to play GMOD anymore, the internet here sucks. My CO won't stop screaming, he keeps talking about fags but won't respond to my advances. Lately things have been getting a lot harder, most recently everyones been calling me ass-fucker after an incident involving two privates shoving four full rounds of live ammunition up my anus while I was balls deep in a squealing donkey. Quite frankly i dont mind the nickname, I just wish my mother wasnt calling me it too.

Anyway the Internet here sucks, something about the filthy american pigs jamming the internet. I dont know why, but all these guys seem to want to do is shoot some guy named Infidel. He must be a really tough dude, with big strong arms, and glistening chest.... I bet you'd feel safe in his arms, I wonder if he has a donkey.

You guys should join the army too you'd like it a lot,
heres the link: www.arm-e/totallynotisis/donkey_brides/join/shiite.sa 
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I hope this is helpful, I know its short, but Eric was killed shortly after sending this to me for trying to giving his commander a coloring book drawing of Muhammad.

[SaintLuther]

Poor @ABCTower. He was only trying to follow his dreams.