RSVP for the Raid of the decade!

[ThickPickle]

  LFG STARTED WW3

  Ever since Lance has created LFG things haven't been the same in the world. Lance is the single reason that Russia has began to invade the Ukraine. Furthermore it's the reason why they won the war and dominated in WW3. Now you might be wondering, how could that even be possible?


          The Beginning

  It all starts back on December 24, 2014 the day LFG was created. Lance had the most imaginable dream that a single man could ever think of as a way to cope with the effects of being shunned from the greatest gaming community ever. RareBreedGaming. This was the singular point in time when the timeline of our reality diverged from no WW3 to the inevitable. Since then, the world has gone day-by-day, while no one even thinking of the outcome that this would be downfall of humanity as we know it. IT MUST NOT END!

          The END

  This is to ALL LennyFaceGaming Members. We must put an end to the destruction of The Earth. On July 4th,2027 after the first nuclear bomb detonates, the effects of WW3 will make Earth uninhabitable for more than 300 years. This is your chance to save the human race. I have calculated every possible alternate timeline in time travel that had the highest possible outcome to restore faith in the world and save millions. Now the odds aren't in our favor. Our foe, SaintLuther, is an unstoppable force. This will not be an easy task. He quite literally is what your timeline calls the "Coomer" Lord. I cannot guarantee your survival or safety, for the calculated possibility of success that WW3 does not happen is, 0.000342%. 

          A Call to Action

  We will save the world by raiding SaintLuthers home together. The date will be set on December 25th, 2022. Please RSVP by clicking and filling the Google Form below.

He can't molest us all

[UHC]

well, which one is it?

[ThickPickle]

@UHC The date has been fixed

[SaintLuther]

I'm confused, did Lance or SaintLuther create LFG?
Also, what is the address of the raid?