roast me cuz I'm a bandwagon-er

[zhufox]

I can only imagine the acne on your forehead with that hair covering it, you might be the first guy I know that needs makeup this bad

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You look like the kind of kid that hangs out with all the adults and talks about how kids your age are idiots

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Thank god I dont go to high school with you, you would probably have a school shooting after this if I was

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Barber: what haircut do you want?

Lsl: give me a mix of "fuck my parents" and "Justin beiber"

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You look like a person to get voted 'most likely to be in several failed emo bands'

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But overall I dont think I can fuck you up anymore than your face already is.

*drops mic*