The 2017 LFG Census

[Creeper]

I sexually Identify as a Consultant, Advisor, or Administrator . Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the threads dropping hot sticky bans on disgusting spammers. People say to me that a person being a Consultant, Advisor, or Administrator is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install admin privileges on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Consultant, Advisor, or Administrator” and respect my right to ban from above and ban needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a admiphobe and need to check your user privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.