The Pub

[TheDiamondMiner]

Let me tell y'all a story of when I was just a lil youngster! "So, I was at school and when I was walking out there were these two preacher looking dudes! They were handing out these free mini bibles to the students. I'm not religious myself, but my friends told me something while we walked by," hey, start yelling HAIL SATAN, right in front of them and some other crap like that". Sooo I did, all of a sudden people walking down the stairs to leave the school began laughing as they heard us yelling "HAIL SATAN, ALL MOST PRAISE THE FIREY ONE! OR HE WILL HOLD YOU DOWN AND STRIKE YOU DOWN WHERE YOU STAND!" Others began chanting along, but before I could realize the preachers were getting extremely mad, by the way they looked to be at least 35 up to 50! They began to chase and yell after us. We ran that day, we ran and ran until we took a corner to see two cops with a woman pulled off the road beside them. We looked behind to see that the preachers were far behind us, but still chasing. They caught up to us as we told the cops that they were chasing us. The cops stopped and saw the preachers as they turned around and ran the opposite direction, of course the cops chased them down. Me and my friend ran off, not wanting to be questioned about what happened. I never found out what happened to them..."