Do I make a new fanfic

[Ripjaw]

they become friends and have sex with all the pears on shiteroni village

They aren't just friends they're friends with benefits

[Lt.Pwnzer123]

I suggest a fanfic about a retarded shit called @"L33TPwnzer123" he is the stupidest shit around and he gets bullied by the other slightly smarter shits ("DarkSwordsman" and @"Lolerez") but then they realize they are all stupid pieces of shits and they become friends and have sex with all the pears on shiteroni village, because screw apples.

Screw apples? Okay!

[Creeper]

you're next fanfic should be an epic about @"L33TPwnzer123" and his retarded older brother @Dogesky fighting their way to @Bot10 the king and @SaintLuther in the name of @The Underlord