Vegetable Jokes

[Young Metro]

Here I will post a Food joke everyday so get ready for some cancer.

[Investedrapier]

What makes a carrot a vegetable?
The fact that no body likes it haha I'm so funny

[Young Metro]

that was a good one your so silly #jokeoftheyear2k16

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What do you call a gay cucumber? STUCK

[Investedrapier]

Why do they call it vegetable? because it was a veg on the table damm I'm killing it

[Young Metro]

stop now im dying that one was so funny i cried ecks dee

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im going to bed so i will ketchup with you guys later. XDDDDDD im so silly get it cause ketchup is made from tomatoes which are a ... oh shat they are fruits now! stupid global warming, anyways im leaving i will be on tomorrow tho.

[apekis]

why did you make this thread

[Ripjaw]

Cancerous jokes of course

[Young Metro]

What do you call a chronically depressed watermelon? Meloncholy!!! #edgy

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What did the celery say to the milk man? nothing celery can't talk and milk men are a thing of the past

[SaintLuther]

Thread closed because @Young Metro is an idiot and doesn't know how to reply to PMs properly.