The Pub

[Lt.Pwnzer123]

*The door creaks open*
Welcome to Lieutenant Pwnzer's Pub! Come sit down around the group table and tell a story.
Please don't spam here. This is not a spam thread. Just post stories, alright? Lets commence!

[Tivion]

one time i hung myself with a belt, your turn.

[Deucedemon]

I jumped off a bridge but ended up with a broken arm

[Lt.Pwnzer123]

I dropped a toaster in a lake and jumped in but I only got fish for dinner

[apekis]

This one time I was playing on LFG ZS, right?
There was this one toxic player, my memory fails me as to what his name was.
Anyway, this guy was being a total twat to the staff team, which included myself then.
So I got the Admin that was on ( since I was Operator ) to ban him for a day for severe disrespect and other valid reasons.

Good story, huh @"L33TPwnzer123"?

[Lt.Pwnzer123]

Yis man thx for banning cuntface
Im assuming you mean Sane

[Ripjaw]

My tragedies will never be posted on this thread. That is all

[Dr.Shad]

My life has been hell since 2011

[Dogesky]

I played a round of TTT with (lfg)limbo and placed a 500 point bounty on him. My ears survived for an additional 23 seconds after that.

(P.s. saint if you want me to delete this post I will, pls don't warn me)

[colpok]

about 4 years ago on my birthday i had to cancel all of plans and rather spend my day at my house because the worlds widest tornado just happened to be 5 miles from my house. that birthday sucked because instead of doing the things i was looking forward to i had to go home and do nothing for a large tornado that decided to fuck with me lol. but, judging by where i live, it's a rather common thing to have tornadoes. especially around my birthday. oh well