The Pub

[SaintLuther]

My life has been hell since 2011

Is that when you were born?

[Nuggets]

Is that when you were born?

thats what i thought but didnt want to say due to possible warn
but yes i bet it is

[SCMC]

Is that when you were born?

[Lt.Pwnzer123]

Is that when you were born?

#Rektm8

User has been warned 40% for this post. Reason: spamming + necro

[TheDiamondMiner]

Let me tell y'all a story of when I was just a lil youngster! "So, I was at school and when I was walking out there were these two preacher looking dudes! They were handing out these free mini bibles to the students. I'm not religious myself, but my friends told me something while we walked by," hey, start yelling HAIL SATAN, right in front of them and some other crap like that". Sooo I did, all of a sudden people walking down the stairs to leave the school began laughing as they heard us yelling "HAIL SATAN, ALL MOST PRAISE THE FIREY ONE! OR HE WILL HOLD YOU DOWN AND STRIKE YOU DOWN WHERE YOU STAND!" Others began chanting along, but before I could realize the preachers were getting extremely mad, by the way they looked to be at least 35 up to 50! They began to chase and yell after us. We ran that day, we ran and ran until we took a corner to see two cops with a woman pulled off the road beside them. We looked behind to see that the preachers were far behind us, but still chasing. They caught up to us as we told the cops that they were chasing us. The cops stopped and saw the preachers as they turned around and ran the opposite direction, of course the cops chased them down. Me and my friend ran off, not wanting to be questioned about what happened. I never found out what happened to them..."

[SaintLuther]

@"XL4tw" 1) Is that original or copy pasta? Didn't actually read it so idk.
2) If you did write that, please learn the proper usage of quotations.

[TheDiamondMiner]

@"XL4tw" 1) Is that original or copy pasta? Didn't actually read it so idk.
2) If you did write that, please learn the proper usage of quotations.

1. Yes, it is original/true. I have a lot of time on my ride home from school.
2. I'm sorry, my worst grade is in English, so I hope that explains it...

[RespectGiovanni]

My friend decided to ask out 1 girl out of a 3 girl friend group. He got denied because she said she was asexual. He then decides to go for the 2nd girl and they date for about a week then breakup because girl 1 was jealous. So a while later he asks out girl 3 and she says she's asexual so he got denied. It's funny because girl 1 now has a boyfriend; and because the girl he tried to go for as of recently also turned out to be asexual.

He's a handsome dude but he goes for the wrong people I guess. He looks like a young Joseph Stalin (no joke)
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[Manlord]

I once got banned from Club Penguin rewritten for calling my friend a pedo.

[Nuggets]

One time I was hacking on Roblox and I got banned