[Approved] Custom Gimps (All Servers)

[SCMC]

why would we add extra sentences to a fishing line made of silk bound with wire?

[TheDiamondMiner]

Okay, before I get this started, I would like to say I am a very random person!

I have just found out about the Gimp feature, while playing Sandbox, I think it needs more, and here they are!


-BELOW ARE MY GIMP IDEAS-

I have tied my balls in a knot before...

Anus Pie tastes like old 80's puppets

GAY POWER

Hitler, wasn't really that bad...

I just pissed on my computer

CRAP, i'm gimped...   

I am a reptile furry

I sexually identify as a toaster

I'm 47, and I like to play with little boys...

I just got touched by my dad... HELP!

A square has 4 sides. Four... four has the letter "O" in it. O... O is the shape of myself... myself... I am gay... Gay... gay has 3 letters... ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

I shove legos up my ass and my nostrils

(this next gimp is backwards!)

!boj doog ,siht gnidear era uoy fi

What would a Zebra and a mouse hybrid look like...

GameCube is my life... and my wife...

I use a lawnmower to trim my pubes... 

I'm being deported to Africa, for being too BLACK!

I burned my school down... 

I lit my balls on fire, and watched as the veins of them popped open.. and exploded..... It felt nice...

Do you wanna know how I got my scars?

I put my "we we" in a pencil sharpener... It massaged it, a bit too hard

Santa's elf's are his slaves, and he whips them everyday!

Santa is not real, by the way.. Sorry I just crushed all the 8 year old's dreams...

Help, my dog is being raped by a Raccoon!  

I am poor and have to succ men for money

Donald Trump is my daddy

-AND THAT IS ALL I HAVE FOR NOW-

[TheTrump27]

gimp needs to be torture

[Nuggets]

Add all of xl4rw please they are all good

[TheTrump27]

Add all of xl4rw please they are all good

 Really funny ones that would be good but that would take forever

[RespectGiovanni]

My name Jeff.
I'm a metrosexual hipster.
Inhale my dong.
SUPRESSING FIRE!
I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world.

[TheDiamondMiner]

I have more (in case you want/need more @SaintLuther


Dinosaurs are reptile gods

Senpai is me

I am one with the trees... and the gays

Steps on how to "Commit Suicide" shove fork in outlet, then turn the outlet on and push the fork further into the outlet!

I'm part of the K.K.K. The Krusty Krab Kids

There is blood in my piss

I'm as hard as a rock, so is a rock... and my Mom

I got gimped, that makes me a whore, homo, hobo, in a porno, and white... don't ask...

I am Mr. White, and I use my whitey powers to save white people (and them only)

I'm a hoe, and not just any, im that hoe that will do ANYTHING for half a dollar... that means EVEN you

How does CatDog pee, or even mate???

Hey, everyone! I'm a target sooo... please kill me!

Strawberry shortcake tastes like egg beef sandwich

I'm sellin some drugs... anyone want some... I have starbursts, kit-kats, snickers, and twizzlers!

I'm a seller, I'm selling a special product that makes your pee different colors! In stock we have green, blue, and (for the ladies) pink! Only for the price of $5.99, the bottle can be used up to 30 times, and lasts for a whole day!

[TheTrump27]

Hey, everyone! I'm a target sooo... please kill me!

That would be a problem on ttt

[TheDiamondMiner]

That would be a problem on ttt

The chance of that happening is very low compared to all my othe gimp ideas. But I can see how this could be a slight problem...

[Takumi Fujiwara]

how about these,
I'm a inbred sister kissing retard
Autism has become a epidemic
aww fuck, I can't believe you've done this
NO NOT DETROIT
I'm gay
F*cking normies REEEE
I am a Trisomy 21 incarnate
<---- that person is gay
No, no don't do it I'm a virgin
PRAISE THE OVERLORD
I'M SORRY I REPENT
Hey man wanna play some MINECRAFT
Kill it with fire!!!
I F Y O U C A N R E A D T H I S Y O U A R E T H I N K I N G T O O H A R D
Help! there is a anal invader from Uranus
I'm Rick Harrison and THIS is my pawn shop
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