[Denied] Narwhal's Staff Application

[andrew]

For what staff position are you inquiring?

   The Forums, Member Applications Processing Dept. Subcommittee Chair

Please give a detailed explanation of your qualifications for the above position

   As an asset for LFG LLC, I would prove myself invaluable. My skillset includes bulk data collection and analysis, which is crucial to the rapid evaluation of prospective members. Throughout my time at LFG, I have formulated an algorithm called the Collective Analysis of Non-Conspicuous Emotional Reactions, or C.A.n.C.E.R, which inputs a user's application, tracks their interview to judge the level of negative emotional entropy, and outputs the user's degree of separation from ThickPickel, or their Pickliness. By using the CAnCER to gauge a user's Pickliness, I will ensure that only the best make it into our elitist group.

Please elaborate on any previous applicable experience.

   I am a well-respected member of the bulk data analysis community. I am also a DarkRP Admin.

Do you agree to the terms put forth to you upon submitting this application?

   Yes, I consent to all applicable terms and am thankful for the opportunity to apply my passions in real world senarios.

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[Phil]

+vouch

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[Pierces10]

+vouch would be good for sitting in chair

[apekis]

+vouch eh

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[SaintLuther]

Denied. @Belieber4life will be taking that position.