Life

[Investedrapier]

Does anyone have anything fun and dumb or stupid life experience they would like to share 😂 ?

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For instance I dated a girl who became transgender later on in the relationship😅, and then i went off to date her best friend and well... eventually she became lesbian and left me for her best friend 🤣😅🥺

[SCMC]

maybe if you date a gay person they will become heterosexual

[Investedrapier]

maybe if you date a gay person they will become heterosexual

Kind of tried it..... didn’t work exactly like i wanted to, although i did turn this lesbian girl into a bisexual one

[Chinaball]

I once set a entire cardboard box on fire

[Investedrapier]

I once set a entire cardboard box on fire

You monster, don’t you know carbon dioxide is bad for the environment?

[Lt.Pwnzer123]

I regularly burn things down

[SCMC]

Here is a bunch of stuff I did when I was a little asshole:

1.Threw an ice cream into a strangers boat

2. mixed a bunch of ilegal and legal fireworks and blew them up upside down (it iluminated the whole block)

3. started shooting marbles to ppl in the street with my slingshot from the balcony of my house

4  started aiming ppl driving in the face with my laser pointer

5. annoy ppl with my laser pointer in the cinema.

6.One time I went on a cruise ship, me and my brother found a key card on the floor, one of those that you use to open your room in the cruise ship but also to buy stuff, there was an arcade room in the cruise ship but every game costed money and we used the key card on the games for a few hours.

Not me but worth mentioning:

1. A friend put his poop inside a Coca-Cola bottle and mixed it so it wasn't visible and then gave it to another friend and he drank it.

2. Last year, 2 friends were doing a science project in the school lab which needed a bunch of bottles filled with animal poop and had high pressure (kind of like a soda when you shake it a lot), one of them opened one of the bottles and got shit on his face, then one of the teachers decided to open the next bottle so it wouldn't happen again, he got shit all over his lab coat, so he had to take it off, then this teacher went to a corner of the lab and another teacher came to open the next bottle, when this other teacher tried opening it, he saw there was a lot of pressure so he aimed away from his face, shooting all the shit into the previous teacher's clothes, some of it into his son who was in like grade 5 I think and some of the shit also hit the labs ceiling.

3. The same week the shit mess happened, a biology teacher decided to record a lab experiment for his Facebook page (this was happening inside the lab and the doors were closed), the biology teacher was in the middle of the recording when a friend of mine came in the lab, slammed the door and shouted "it smells like shit in here!", Ruining the teachers video and turning the teachers smile into a serious face.

4. Friend tried to do a push-up and clap two times in mid air, he broke his chin and it was also his birthday that day

Also this happened in my school too, the video was viral for a few days:

[SaintLuther]

@SCMC I'm surprised they didn't send you to the gulag

[Takumi Fujiwara]

I brought a metal airsoft gun that had no orange safety indicator to school in the third grade, so it looked like a real gun. But the worst thing was the day I brought it was also the day of a field trip so I was clutching an airsoft gun in my jacket the entire trip. I probably would have got caught if they had metal detectors, but luckily they didn't.

Edit: I felt like @Investedrapier Should have posted this in member's private, but whatever

[PresentDr.]

A person got angry at me when we were at a store in Disney land, we were about to leave so I tapped on their shoulder and said I was going to go to the lockers, and they start following me with the unpurchased item in hand. I turn and ask if they bought it, they look at it and say no. I walk back over to tell another friend the same thing and he continues messing with the item, one of the workers at the shop asked me if a huge pile of cash on the counter was mine, I said that it wasn't mine and then I headed out to the lockers. Later he was acting weird so I start asking him what is going on, and he says, "I'm this close to yelling!" reaching his hand into the air. So I ask whats wrong and he gets angry saying "I LOST 50 DOLLARS!" so this has happened before with another person he knows, so I'm like its not that bad look at your other friend he lost all the money in his wallet. Then I say, "I think I saw your money on the counter, a worker asked me if it was mine" and then he just got angry at me. It was a weird experience...